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@seguratom 12 hours ago

B5GUnNTjJzF No need to worry, Sue Wu is here. She's a nice Asian lady from Phoenix. And we made a shirt honoring her. Totally unrelated to the battle call that gangs use. Also all NEW Tata There Tik Tok shirts. Link in my bio for male and female cuts ! πŸ‘†πŸΌ

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@seguratom 1 day ago

B5D2NnzHR0j Two words...No Mercy

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@seguratom 4 days ago

B49Xf_TDGo5 We gettin faded! Thanks, Austin! Netflix special #4 is a wrap. @josh_potter killed it. I had the best time. Thank you.

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@seguratom 5 days ago

B46ag_gDPoL Came thru with it πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ #Repost @tiktarded_ ・・・ @bscomedian asked for the beat and @keelansiemens delivered. You πŸ“‚ don't want no wreck. X #tiktarded #ymh #wantnowreck #worknorep @seguratom @thechristinap

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@seguratom 5 days ago

B46FMY2DNU2 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) @envoguemusic

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@seguratom 6 days ago

B43RUQBjxnS Great to be in Pensacola!

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@seguratom 6 days ago

B43JDhIj-Hd #tbt The Orpheum in Los Angeles a few months back. πŸ“·: @shaunnixphotography

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@seguratom 1 week ago

B41TSzuDz4i πŸ˜­πŸ’€ #Repost @jimgaffigan ・・・ Big congrats to @seguratom on his historic win as CMA Entertainer of the Year Award!! In all sincerity it was so fun and an honor to present/attend the @cma Awards tonight. I felt like I was invited to a friends house for a warm family celebration, Congrats to all the nominees and winners.

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@seguratom 1 week ago

B40xDc4DlFJ Listen to me, @bscomedian is so god damn funny. Listen or watch the latest YMH featuring him and @juddapatow !

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@seguratom 1 week ago

B4z8UJnjB0y Click the link in my bio to watch me sweat and talk shit with @bertkreischer ☝️ From #SoberOctober

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@seguratom 1 week ago

B4xlLcUjKff Some really nice photoshop work by some very thoughtful fans. Sorry not everyone was credited. Some were just messaged to me.

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@seguratom 1 week ago

B4sOR0AjrHP It's Sunday!

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@seguratom 1 week ago

B4qcTZZj3fE Thank you New York City and @nycomedyfest for great shows at The Beacon and an always great time in your city. #TakeItDownTour Shot & Edited by @paulbrasil

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@seguratom 1 week ago

B4lJcJwD2-s Move over, Garth. There's a new, super famous, weird as shit guy joining social media. #Repost @officiallymcconaughey ・・・ officially mcconaughey

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@seguratom 2 weeks ago

B4jMzosjsfn This movie is amazing. Best film I've seen in a few years. So imaginative and unlike anything you've seen. The greatest element in storytelling will always be surprise, whether it's a comedian on stage, a chapter in a book or a movie on screen. The best stories surprise you somewhere along the way. This movie is full of things you didn't expect and it's SO fucked up. Loved it. Go see it!

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@seguratom 2 weeks ago

B4gmwLyDJWC As part of the Sober October classes we did, I signed up for a flight lesson at @encoreflightacademy. I'm basically a fighter pilot now. It's the best. Shot Edited by: @Shaunnixphotography Music by: Obe1Cannoli

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@seguratom 2 weeks ago

B4czA20DSU5 Thanks to everyone who came out to the shows in Europe this last week. I'll be back and will be adding new European cities soon. Much love. #TakeItDownTour See you THIS week - Kingston, NYC, BENSALEM, BUFFALO and SYRACUSE πŸ€™πŸΌ

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@seguratom 2 weeks ago

B4bKRn0jHQg Thanks to everyone that came out in Manchester. Epic night! @josh_potter killed it on stage and @tregoningfilms killed this vid. #Manchester

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@seguratom 2 weeks ago

B4a8qwNDxaZ Cheers, Dublin! Thanks for a great night! 🍻

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@seguratom 2 weeks ago

B4X94bNj33C Thank you for a surreal night, London! You guys were amazing. Can't wait to come back. Thanks to @josh_potter for crushing it, @geekyblinders for the shoes, everyone at The Apollo for a perfectly run show and the great @tregoningfilms for making this.

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@seguratom 2 weeks ago

B4XacpcjcwM Whoaaaa! Thanks to @geekyblinders for the surprise custom Psycho kicks! These are amazing and I'm sure airport security is going to have questions but i Love them! Hit these guys up for custom sneakers. They do it all!

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@seguratom 2 weeks ago

B4ViBlqDd8T People have always asked why my handle is @seguratom instead of @tomsegura...

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@seguratom 2 weeks ago

B4RzvPiD89M Jesus Christ, so god damn funny. 😭😭😭

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4QnTXmDrtp New YMH with @nikkiglaser is up! I LOVE her viewing habits πŸ˜€

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4QE1xpDw7c This man trimmed my beard in Paris today and nothing will ever be the same.

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4PfSbYjLHW Man I loved 'Spoon' - I had the great pleasure of opening for him for two weekends and I still remember them very clearly. He was so kind, so gracious and so open. He would offer me wine - always a bottle of red in the green room. He tipped me a wad of cash just for carrying his Merch bag to the stage a few times. But my favorite part was just listening to him tell stories. I was eating them up. Stories about Pryor and comedy in the 70's. He told me how kind Bill Bixby was to him on the set of The Incredible Hulk and how Bill asked John to run lines before they shot, something John appreciated. But my favorite was when I asked him about his iconic part in Boomerang. If you haven't seen it, it's the funniest shit of all time and only one person could have done it - Spoon. He said that the movie was already well into production and they hadn't filled the roll. Paramount didn't want him but Eddie insisted that he be given the part. Paramount still didn't want John and reluctantly gave him the part. John improvised nearly everything in the famous dinner scene and the next day, after the Paramount execs had seen the footage of him murdering on set, they flew out for his next scene and were all "Hello, Mr. Witherspoon!" Kissing his ass! RIP Spoon (He also told me to invest in real estate)

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4Ndrd4jDyn http://tomsegura.com/ Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joe Rogan, and Ari Shaffir are in the thick of #SoberOctober and it's forcing them all to take classes in things they've wanted to explore further. For Tom, he's into living fast and driving faster. He decides to go into down to the Porsche Driving Experience to learn how to drive even faster. Watch him as he learns about the car, what good driving actually looks like, and even doing some Tokyo Driftsβ„’!

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4MrI6jDFDQ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ vΓ­a @joseph_kennelty

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4Kjrh0DUJd de god van water die in natuurlijk licht straalt, vreugde uitstraalt

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4Khwhyjfsx Fietsen

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4KVXlujsTc de knappe jongens zijn hier!

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4KC9DHjMn0 Welp, who do you want less in your country, @josh_potter and his Bond Villain eye or me and my "I torture for sport" gaze? On our way to Amsterdam. CC: @interpol_hq

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@seguratom 3 weeks ago

B4F3-LEjOnw Berlin

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@seguratom 4 weeks ago

B3-3EPEpuv_ Hey @roccosiffredi_official, @josh_potter and i are on our way to Budapest. We are tested, ready to work and would love to break bread with a legend. We are available for BG, BGBG, BBBG, BGGG, Fetish and solos. Hope to hear from you soon! #ImDrinkingDietCoke #SoberOctober

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@seguratom 4 weeks ago

B3-iOCbJmO4 That new YMH is up now with @elizaboon ! See Countdown this Friday. Watch the full ep thru the link in my bio πŸ‘†πŸΌ

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@seguratom 4 weeks ago

B3-Vg72p_R0 Please let @roccosiffredi_official know that @josh_potter and I will be in Budapest soon and we want to talk about scene work. Let's have lunch, King! #ItsOnlySmells

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@seguratom 4 weeks ago

B398Ozyp5nJ Today on YMH @elizaboon joins us for a great and hilarious convo. This Friday @countdown comes out in theaters everywhere! Be sure to see it. She's great in it, I'm in it and WAIT - @thechristinap is in it too?!?

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@seguratom 4 weeks ago

B37QS6HpcNb Stopped by @zooculture for a training session with the great @bradleymartyn - so much knowledge and enthusiasm. Thanks for a great time. Shot & edited by @shaunnixphotography Music by Obe1Cannoli

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@seguratom 4 weeks ago

B35l0rYpyTf Always wanted to text with fans and now my dream is a reality. Hit me up 818.275.5526

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B30Y2n4JMv6 Last week I learned how to read. This week I'm trying it out with @aliwong's new book Dear Girls. She's funny and smart and soooo NASTY! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #OhMy

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B3vH8E3JIQo Yooo @joshdel with the auto tune heeeeeeat! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B3sVX_TjthN New YMH is up and we dive deep into the battle cry of the bloods!

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B3n0ktSDsAA Thanks @geekyblinders for the dope artwork. It hangs proudly in the studio. You capture @bertkreischer's and my essence perfectly.

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B3nLCJ3jily New 2 Bears is up with the faux Charity Champ @bertkreischer

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B3iEcvDDGrD Tommy "Bunz" Segura boxes with veteran boxing trainer, Phil Paolina for his sober October classes challenge. Shot & edited by @shaunnixphotography Music by Obe1Cannoli

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B3f49tAjrzN Jesus @bertkreischer get it together! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Repost @vinceblaak ・・・ Maybe just say no?

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B3aybnBDzTV Man this playlist...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B3aiE5TjlQK Thanks @crugorman for setting us up for an epic tour of @huskers facilities. Everything was first class and we appreciate it. Thanks Jeremiah Sirles for all the stories and for being a damn good holder. My long snapping was on point and as all of you can see @ryansickler is the real deal! #GiveUsScholarships

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@seguratom 1 month ago

B3aUolkDOX9 New YMH is up with my Fave @melissavcomedy!!

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